EPISODE 63: USUAL SUSPECTS (NO HOMO!)

YOU EVER SEE THE BOONDOCKS EPISODE WHERE GRANDPA HAS TO SAY "NO HOMO" AFTER EVERYTHING THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE GAY TO ENSURE THAT HE AINT GAY? NOWADAYS YOU JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT BEING MISCONSTRUED. SO NOW TO THE POINT: HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A GUY OR CHIC SUSPECT? I MEAN YOU CANT TELL FROM HOW THEY DRESS BECAUSE NOW SO CALLED STRAIGHT DUDES WEARING SKINNY JEANS AND THE OTHER SIDE IS ROCKIN TIMBS! WTF! WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT A GUY OR CHIC CAN DO TO SET OFF ALARMS? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS STRAIGHT AND FOUND OUT THEY WASNT? WAS IT SOMEBODY YOU WAS KICKING IT WITH? DID YOU HAVE ANY SIGNS OR WAS YOOU TAKEN BY SURPRISE? HOW ABOUT ALL THESE DUDES GOING TO PRISON AND GETTING HEAD FROM THE OTHER DUDES BUT THEN GETTING OUT LIKE AINT SHIT WRONG WITH THAT? WTF IS UP WITH THAT! NIGGA YOU IS GAY! PEOPLE SAY THAT I'M HOMOPHOBIC BUT ACTUALLY I'M NOT. I JUST DONT THINK STRAIGHT MEN SHOULD HANG OUT WITH GAY MEN. WHAT THE DO WE HAVE IN COMMON? DO YOU THINK THAT IS WRONG? EVEN WITH FEMALES, IF YOU HANG AROUND A KNOWN GAY CHIC FOLKS GONE THINK YOU DAMN GAY AND THATS NOT HOMOPHOBIA THATS JUST DAMN TRUE! SO WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO IT? IT'S ABOUT PERCEPTION! I LIVE IN ATLANTA AND THE GAY SCENE IS OUT OF CONTROL HERE SO WOMEN ALWAYS HAVE TO CHECK AND DOUBLE CHECK DUDES HERE AND THATS A SHAME. SO SINCE YALL BEEN INVESTIGATING, TELL ME ABOUT THESE USUAL SUSPECTS! (NO HOMO!)