EPISODE 88 "CHEATING 101"

YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT CHEATING? IF YOU HAVE CHEATED AND YOU CAN ANSWER THIS WITH A NO, HOW DID YOU GET AWAY WITH IT? WHAT EXTRA PRECAUTIONS DID YOU TAKE? IF YOU ARE LIKE ME AND THAT ANSWER IS A YES (AND A NO), THEN YOU KNOW GETTING CAUGHT SUCKS. BUT THE GOOD THING ABOUT GETTING CAUGHT IS LEARNING FROM IT. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ONES WHO NEVER GET CAUGHT? YOU EVER WONDER HOW THE HELL THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THE SHIT? ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN! THEY ARE SUPER SLICK! WELL THERE ARE SOME SIMPLE ASS RULES THAT YOU CAN FOLLOW THAT WILL GREATLY DECREASE YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING JAMMED UP. IT'S SIMPLE COMMON SENSE STUFF ACTUALLY. LIKE NOT CALLING FROM YOUR DAMN HOUSE PHONE! LIKE MAKING SURE YOU KEEP YOUR PHONE LOCKED, AND NOT USING YOUR BIRTHDAY AS THE CODE! YOU EVER GO OUT CREEPING, BEEN GONE ALL DAY, AND COME HOME SMELLING LIKE FRESH SOAP? WELL THIS SHOW IS FOR YOU DUMMY! SO FOR ALL MY LISTENERS, I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR INPUT. IF YOU HAVE EVER CHEATED, WHAT WERE SOMETHINGS THAT YOU DID AND DID NOT DO TO HIDE YOUR SIDE PIECE? IF YOU HAVE EVER CAUGHT SOMEONE CHEATING ON YOU, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SHARE EXACTLY HOW YOU FOUND OUT, SO THE CLASS CAN LEARN WHAT NOT TO DO! WHAT STORIES CAN YOU SHARE WITH THE K-100 FAM ABOUT CREEPING? ARE YOU A PRO? OF COURSE I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT YOU DON'T ENGAGE IN THIS SHOW IF YOU ARE MARRIED RIGHT NOW! BECAUSE THEN THAT WOULD BE ONE OF THE DUMB ASS THINGS I'M GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ON THIS SHOW YOU IDIOT! BWAHAHAHA! HOPE TO HEAR FROM YA TONIGHT, PLUS WE GOT MUSIC TO SPIN!