According To Whiz Khailfa, Eating Bananas Is Mad Homo N' Stuff.

Wiz Khalifa: "Straight Men Shouldn’t Eat Bananas"

The rapper made the assertion during an interview with ‘The Breakfast Club‘ with hopes doing so would encourage men to opt out of putting whole fruits in their mouths.

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