Phoenix Calida Presents The Blaisey Arnold

Let's meet The Blaisey Arnold on TikTok. She's making the viral rounds this week after someone noticed a video where this mom tells the world that her husband is driving a 2020 GMC Sierra 1500. Blaisey claims he paid $78,000 for the truck in 2022 at 14% APR. 

The payment per month: $1,600 for the truck.  

Meanwhile, Blaisey also lets the world know that she's paying $1,400 a month for a Chevy Tahoe that was financed for $84,000. 

Ah, but there's an update from these bozos. After paying $1,400 for three years, she'd paid off just $10,000 on the balance. "It blows my mind that I have paid $50,000 into this car and have only paid off $10,000 of the balance," Blaisey told her TikTok audience

Then she revealed that her new car is an Audi Q7 with 103k on the odometer!  

There's no need to do drugs when my brain can be stimulated by the financial morons that populate TikTok. In the video where Blaisey revealed she was getting rid of her Tahoe, she claimed this was her turning over a new leaf and noted how she no longer felt the urge to be materialistic. 

Then she went out and bought an Audi with 103k miles on it. Talk about a plot twist! Tell us more, Blaisey!