TRUMP AND JEB TRADE BITCH-SLAPS!

TRUMP:  Jeb Bush Is A Sissy-Boy!  He Couldn't Fight His Way Out Of A PTA Meeting!  Ha-Ha-Ha!

BUSH:     Trump Is A Street Thugger!  He Says Hurtful Things & Is Simply Not A Very Nice Man!  

TRUMP:   Jeb Is So Brooks Brothers.  No "T" In Him - Testosterone & Tea Party.  He Looks Like The Local High-School                     Principal.

BUSH:      I Resemble That Remark.  Everyone Knows That I Could Pass For That Pastor Down The Street @ The New

                Light 1st Assembly Of God!

TRUMP:   Frankly, He Just Seems To Be A "Little Light In The Loafers", ----  "If U Catch My Drift!"

BUSH:      Trump Has So Much Of That Goofy Hair That The KGB Could Set Up High-End Listening Devices Inside

                That Pompadour Of His!

TRUMP:    At Least I Have An Identifiable Face.  Jeb Looks Like He Could Be The Family Undertaker.  He's Got The

                Personality To Match It!

BUSH:      I'd Rather Come Out As An Undertaker Than An Under Achiever, Neeener-Neeenner!

TRUMP:    Jebbie-Boy, U Had That Silver Spoon In Your Big Fat Pie-Hole When You Spawned Into This World!  

                Come To Think Of It, Jeb --- That Pie-Hole Of Yours Is Just That -- Good For Scarfing Down Pie & Little

                Else!

BUSH:      Am Not!

TRUMP:   Are So!

BUSH:     i Got Skull & Bones, What U Got?

TRUMP:   MY HAIR!