TRUMP - ISIS CALIPHATE-PRINCE CANDIDATE!

Donald Trump Is Running To Become 1st Islamic Caliphate Outpost In The Western World, The U.S.A. Ostensibly, He's Running As An American To Make America Great Again But The Wily, Rascally DONALD Is Really More Locked Into The QuIt'est To Become The Caliphate Leader Of The U.S.

He''s Got The Perfect Cover Running As A Supposed OUTSIDER With Tremendous Bluster & Bravado! It's All A Giant Kabuki Play To Distract From The DONALD'S Real Objective: Caliphate Grand Master Of The North American Continent As Well As South America.

The Trump Thought About Being The NEXT Mussolini But Figured What Could Be Better Than The Next Ali Khan, The Lord & Prince Of The North American New Islamic Caliphate! Upon Assuming The Presidency The Donald's First Action Will Be For An Executive Order Declaring Himself The Grand Mufti!

He Will Then Appear From The Balcony At Frequent Intervals To Deliver Sermons & Instructional Messages To The Faithful & To Erect The Trump Regnum Caliphate Pax Americana!

He Will, Of Course, Have An Extensive Household - Featuring A Large Harem As Befitting A Grand Mufti, As Well As A Tajj Mahal Residential Palace (In Place Of White House) To Implement The New Regnum. You Can Expect Minarets Everywhere As Prayer Towers Extolling The Faithful To Come To Prayer 5-Times A Day!

The Address From The White House Will Be Replaced By The Grand Caliphate Leader Speaking To The Faithful From The Steps Of The Capitol Which Has Been Turned Into Two Grand Mosques, One For The Men & The Other For The Women.

This Is A Lifetime Gig And The Donald Is Up To The Challenge! The Bravado & Bombasity Will Be Supplanted By The Pomposity! Oh Grand Caliphate Excellency, We Bow & Scrape In Hour Presence, Your Loyal Minions And Obsequious Toadies!

Of Course There Will Be Two Sacrifices Per Year - Carefully Selected Apostates (Of The Liberal Persuasion)!