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Moderator:Mr. Trump, If Elected, How Soon Will You Start Building That Wall To Keep Out Illegal Aliens?

Trump:I'll Tell You w/A Short & Concise Statement-"Balls To The Wall".

Moderator:Mr. Cruz, If Elected, What Will Be Your 1st Act As President?

Cruz:I'll Create New Federal Agency, Dept. Of Churches & It Will Assess A TITHE On All American Voters - Approx. 15%!

Moderator:Mr. Rubio, If Elected, What Would Be Ur Approach To Iran?

Rubio:We'll Build A Wall Around Iraq To Keep Iranians Out & Iraqis In. We'll Drop Gideon Bibles All Over Tehran & Show Those Godless Emirs! Don't Fuck w/God-Fearing, Gun-Toting Americans!

Moderator:Mr. Bush, Do U Think The Vacancy On Supreme Court Should Be Filled?

Bush:What Vacancy?

Moderator:Mr. Kasich, How'd U Handle The Next Terrorist Attack On United States?

Kasich:I'd Have Chris Christie Close Down Right-Hand Lane Of The George Washington Thruway, That'll Thwart Any Real Attempts @ Launching Violent Attack On New York City?

Moderator:Mr. Carson, Do U Still Think That U.S. Foreign Policy Should Include Drone Attacks On Doctors w/o Borders?

Carson:By Their Description - "w/o Borders" - They Are A Godless Terrorist Organization Masquerading As Physicians Who Have The Nerve Of Bringing Life-Saving Skills To Children & Parents Caught Living In ISIS-Controlled Territories.

Moderator:Mr. Cruz, If Elected, Will U Deal Effectively With Cuba?

Cruz:No, Cuba Is Godless & Gutless, It Needs To Be Baptized (From The Air) - We Can Send Squadrons Of B2-Bombers & Drop Cannisters Of Holy Water On Their Cities. Alternatively, We Can Put Messages Of Hell-Fire & Brimstone In Bottles In The Water Near Their Shores & Wait For Them To Wash Up On The Beach & Be Retrieved By Grateful Indigenous Natives  To Read The "Good News" Contained Therein.