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Good evening ladies & gentlemen -
We have here in our studio Little "Racket" Man - Donald J.
Welcome to our humble show, sir!
Thank you Nigel -- pleasure to be here!
Well then, Donald -- let me begin by asking:
What's Kim Jong Un REALLY Like!
Donnie - He's Smart, Funny & I Tried To Fuck His Sister - We Simply Ran Out Of Time!
Nigel - Ok, then, so, what happened in your private meeting w/Kimbo?
Donnie - He's Smart, Funny & Next Time I'll Really Fuck His Sister - Fuck The Time!
Nigel - Ok, then, so, what happened in the "working-lunch" after your private meeting with Kimbo?
Donnie - Well, I made eye contact with the bitch but she just had this icy stare - but that got my gonads going!
Nigel - Ok, then, so, what happened @ desert?
Donnie - I played around with my Whip Cream & Put A Little Dab On My "Doink" -- Fuck, The little minx just turned her nose up @ me! I'm gonna have to go after her like a bitch!
Nigel -- Ok, then, so, did you text her?
Donnie -- No, I think I'm "Blocked" -- but I made the waiter go over with my business car + a "dick" pick! -- that always works!
Nigel -- Ok, then, so, what happened then!
Donnie -- She sent back a picture - but of her grandmother, stark naked - out in the back yard -- hanging up laundry on a clothesline!
Nigel -- Ok, then, so what's next?
Donnie -- I'm thinking of having the next Miss Universe In Pyongyang & I told Kimbo to make sure his sister was the next Miss North Korea!
Nigel -- Sounds like you got your work cut out for you. Stick to it, Mr. President, a grateful nation salutes you!