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Trump Will Go For A New 2020 Logo -- 'Cause He Knows He's F'ucked By The Mueller Report - Trump's "Racket" Has Been Fully Exposed To One & All!
Trump Has Always Been "All-In" For Anything That Gives Him Money & Muscle - And Russia Has Done Just That! - And In "Spades!"
So He'll Be Going Balls-To-The-Wall & Just Embrace Mother-Russia Full-On & That Means Adopt The Yellow Hammer + Sickle Against The Red Background!
We're Talkin' Full-On RUSSIA - Embrace The Russian Bear - Embrace Your Daddy, Vladimir! - Better Red Than Dead!
Understand, Trump'll Have Putin By His Side When He Goes To Places Like Kenosha, WI - Or - Racine, WI.
OR - Pontiac, MI - Grand Rapid, MI - OR - Green Bay, WI! - OR - Lima, Ohio - OR - Beaver Falls, PA.
Trump Supporters, You Are "Toe-Jam"!I
Think Some Of You Ditto-Heads, Way Down Deep, REALIZE That, But You're "In" So Deep, It's Like Trying To Escape A BLACK HOLE.
Once You've Crossed The "Event Horizon" - You're Permanently "Fucked!".
Trump Knows This, He Can Count On Your Support Like A Drug Dealer Can Count On A Junkie To Keep Coming Back!
But The Thing Is, The "Fatigue" Factor & The "Skank" Factor Are Starting To Overwhelm You, Trump, & Your Real Prospects For 2020!
So, Keep Snortin' Down That Adderall - (an amphetamine used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, which you posssess in abundance, Donnie Boi.
You're Gonna Need All The "Kick" - You Can Get Next Year - 2020!
But, In The End, You'll Be Right Back Where You Have Belonged For A Very, Very, Very Long-Time - Truly Busted, Truly Broke, Truly Brought Down And Doing
Some Really Serious Hammer-Slammer-Time! - Same Goes For Your "Brood"