DONALD JUST CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION

I can't get no satisfaction
Not even kellyanne conway action
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, anybody have some blow

When I'm lyin' in my car
& Sean Hannity's on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About my awesome innauguration
Supposed to soothe my constipation

I can't get no
Oh no no no
Hey hey hey
Wish I was O.J.

I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I still have erectile inaction
But I try and I try and I try and I try
Can't get it up, just won't wake up, no

When I'm watchin' my TV
& kellyanne comes on & tells me
How big she could make it for me
But she can't do a man who's too fat to stroke
& the bitch's looking straight @ me

I can't get no
Oh no no no
Hey hey hey
Wish I was O.J.

I can't get no satisfaction
Can't get no underage girlie action
But I try spanish fly & I try burger & fries
I can't get no, god I really need some blow

When I'm flyin' round the world
And I'm diddiln' this and I'm diddlin' that
And I have to clutch my pearls
'Cause when i look in the mirror I just want to hurl
'Cause you see I'm just a scared little girl

I can't get no
Oh no no no
Hey hey hey
Wish I was O.J.

I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
For my contraption, no satisfaction
Only constipation, I can't get no