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Dear Diary, what a day it's been
Dear Diary, it's been just like a dream
Woke up in bed, Melania not where she should've been
For fuck's sake
What's happening to Giuliani?
Tweet lightly, yours truly, dear Twitter
It was cold outside my door
So many subpoenas by the score
Gushing around so frantically
They're serving people who work all around me
They don't know what they're saying
No, they don't know what my game is
Still they subpoena on
Doing what they can
It's over, will tomorrow be the same?
I know that I'm really the one to blame
If they weren't so blind then surely they'd see
There's a much better way to end my presidency
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"Spoken"
Dear Twitter
Putin said I'd be sold down the river today
And sometime later
He strolled right in & kicked me in my chops
He didn't see anything he really liked
But, he said, you owe me everything
On the way home
He posted a letter
It said Donnie you'll certainly have to pay
Somebody exploded a truck-bomb today
Probably Turkey against the Kurds