The Russians won't let us in the space station.

They jumped our Artic oil claim, invaded Georgia, stole toilet seats in Poti, poisoned their competition and call us sissies. Who is worse Bush for looking in Ras Putin's soul or Udei Lugosi Pelosi for licking the mad bomber of Syria's soles? How does it feel to be bitch slapped by a communist? Maybe it is time for a swift American kick in the ass. Lets start by firing the lowest politicians in the polls. The termites in the house and senate. Drill baby drill. McCaine can fly the plane.