YOU CAN'T SAY THE M WORD

IF YOU SAY THE M WORD YOU MAY BE PUT ON A WATCH LIST. THE CYA AND THE FIB CAN SWAP THOSE FILES WITH CAIR. YOU CAN SAY FRINGE NUT, YOU CAN SAY DISENFRANCHISED TERRORIST, BUT YOU CAN'T SAY MOSLEM. NEVER SAY HOLY WAR. YOU CAN SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS BUT YOU CAN'T SAY HAPPY HOLY WAR. OTHERWISE YOU MAY DIE, YOU INFIDEL CRUSADER.