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THE AMERICAN ACADEMY AWARDS

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WHEN MOSES CAME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN HE FOUND THAT SOME OF THE PEOPLE WERE WORSHIPPING A GOLDEN CALF.HE CAST THEM OUT AND THEY LEFT FOR HOLLYWOOD. THEY MELTED THE CALF DOWN AND WORSHIPPED A NEW BALD HEADED GOD WITH NO BIPPEE.IT'S NAME WAS OSCAR.

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