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RISE UP AND VOTE. SAVE YOUR COUNTRY

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FIRST RULE. EVERY VOTE COUNTS. EVEN THE ONES THEY THROW AWAY

RULE TWO:. THIS COUNTRY BELONGS TO EVERY AMERICAN EVEN THOUGH OBAMA AND ROMNEY THINK THEY OWN IT.

RULE THREE: JUST BECAUSE THERE IS NO DRAFT DOES NOT MEAN THERE ARE NO DRAFT DODGERS.

RULE FOUR: PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE ANTI WAR REALLY MEAN THEY ARE ANTI WIN.

RULE NUMBER FIVE?: NEVER TRUST THE MEDIA.

RULE SIX: THERE ARE MORE COMMUNISTS IN THE USA THAN IN RUSSIA.

ROLE SEVEN:ISLAM IS A GOVERNMENT.

RULE EIGHT: NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WITH TWO LAST NAMES.

RULE NINE: NEVER TRUST A GUY WHO WEARS BROWN SHOES WITH A BLUE SUIT.

RULE: NEVER GIVE A GIRL CUT FLOWERS. ONLY GIVE THE BALL AND ALL.

HI- I AM PRAYING SANTORUM GETS WINGS.

OBAMA PICKED ROMNEY.

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