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FIRST RULE. EVERY VOTE COUNTS. EVEN THE ONES THEY THROW AWAY
RULE TWO:. THIS COUNTRY BELONGS TO EVERY AMERICAN EVEN THOUGH OBAMA AND ROMNEY THINK THEY OWN IT.
RULE THREE: JUST BECAUSE THERE IS NO DRAFT DOES NOT MEAN THERE ARE NO DRAFT DODGERS.
RULE FOUR: PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE ANTI WAR REALLY MEAN THEY ARE ANTI WIN.
RULE NUMBER FIVE?: NEVER TRUST THE MEDIA.
RULE SIX: THERE ARE MORE COMMUNISTS IN THE USA THAN IN RUSSIA.
ROLE SEVEN:ISLAM IS A GOVERNMENT.
RULE EIGHT: NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WITH TWO LAST NAMES.
RULE NINE: NEVER TRUST A GUY WHO WEARS BROWN SHOES WITH A BLUE SUIT.
RULE: NEVER GIVE A GIRL CUT FLOWERS. ONLY GIVE THE BALL AND ALL.
HI- I AM PRAYING SANTORUM GETS WINGS.
OBAMA PICKED ROMNEY.