YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO KEEP YOUR UNDERTAKER

WHO AM I? I SEALED MY SCHOOL RECORDS. I WAS BORN IN KENYA. I AM AN ISLAMO COMMO? I HATE THIS COUNTRY. I WAS TRAINED BY A KGB AGENT. I COVERED UP THE FOLLOWING: THE LOSS OF THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST. THE GIVE BACK OF POLAND TO PUTIN PLUS ASSORTED HELPLESS OTHER COUNTRIES. I SUPPORT CASTRO. I WILL DESTROY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH FIRST. PATRIOTISM WILL BE STAMPED OUT. I CAN PLAY CARDS. I STACKED THE SUPREME COURT. I HAVE MY OWN DUMA OF 45 COMMIECZARS. I GAVE BIN LADEN FOUR MONTHS TO ESCAPE.

I WENT ON SAFARI WITH A NAVAL TASK FORCE. I DON'T TAKE 911 CALLS FROM BENGHAZI. I GAVE UP SEAL TEAM SIX THROUGH LEON PINETTA. I GAVE THE OK FOR KADDAFY TO BE SODOMIZED. I DID NOT OK THE AMBASSADOR TO BE SODOMIZED. I DID NOT SAY WHO CARES HOW THEY DIED. I HIDE THE KIA COUNT IN AFGHANISTAN. I PUT AMERICAN TROOPS UNDER NATO SO WHEN THEY DIE THEY ARE CLASSIFIED AS NATO TROOPS. I ELIMINATED 200 AMERICAN OFFICERS AND REPLACED THEM WITH MY HAND PICKED LACKEYS.. I CAN'T SAY WHO GAVE ME THE HIT LIST. I SURE DID NOT MAKE IT UP. MY SPECIAL TEAMS COMBED THROUGH THE MILITARY TO ELIMINATE POSSILE AMERICAN PATRIOTS. WHO AM I? OBAMA BIN LENIN.