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First we need more flags and more crosses. Secondly all lobbies are off limits to congress. Thirdly the largest champaign contribution can only be one dollar per business or person. Fourthly only one term of office per termite including judges all judges. Abortion clinics will be turned into half way houses. You don't want the baby we will take it and raise it Christian. Pot can only be smoked between 1:00 am and 1:15 am.on fridays deep in the woods. Mexico has to pay for their citizens on vacation in the USA. We will take oil for the Ukraine. The draft has to come back. One year no reserve time. Hey where did everybody go? If you don't have a job by monday you will be drafted. Welfare ends tuesday. I told you it was going to cost you. US military a 20% raise now.