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RUSSIA IS TOO COLD. WE WILL DIE IN THE SALT MINES. CHINA DOES NOT NEED ANY MORE PEOPLE.
CANADA WILL TAKE ANYONE WITH $500,000 CASH CANADIAN.
MEXICO WILL TAKE US TO WORK THE DRUG FACTORIES.
CUBA CAN'T FEED US BUT THEY HAVE OBAMA CARE.
EUROPE IS CONTROLLED BY MECCA AND YOUR VISA HAS BEEN DENIED.
IRAN WILL TAKE US DURING NUCLEAR PISTACCIO
PICKING.
I THINK WE BETTER STAY STRONG. GEORGE WASHINGTON SAID: IN TIMES OF PEACE PREPARE FOR WAR.