HEY GET YOUR AMERICAN TALIBAN FIVE FOR ONE!

DO YOU SWEAR TO DESTROY THE CONSTITUTION, THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH, ISRAEL, MORALITY AND OVER RUN THE COUNTRY WITH FOREIGNERS?. DO YOU SWEAR TO CLOSE ALL THE MINES, STOP OIL DRILLING AND BUST OUT AMERICA? DO YOU SWEAR TO SISSIFY THE MILITARY,  BURN THE AMERICAN FLAG, TAX ALL THE DOPE NOW FLOODING THE MARKET? DO YOU SWEAR TO SPONSOR THE MURDER OF 1200 WHITE BABIES, 1100 BLACK BABIES AND 750 LATINO BABIES A DAY? DO YOU SWEAR TO DISARM THE MILITARY, STARVE THE MILITARY, CLOSE THE MILITARY AND DELAY HOSPITAL CARE FOR ALL? DO YOU SWEAR TO ABANDON THE MIDDLE EAST TO TERROR, THE FAR EAST TO TERROR AND AFRICA TO TERROR? DO YOU SWEAR TO RAISE TAXES LOWER INCOME AND MAKE THOSE WITH JOBS CARRY THOSE WHO ARE LAZY? DO YOU SWEAR TO OWN 10% OF EVERY PIECE OF PROPERTY IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY? DO YOU SWEAR TO PROMOTE THE DUMB OVER THE SMART AND DEMOTE ANYONE WITH TALENT?  DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO RETURN MR. BUNDY'S CATTLE?  DO YOU SWEAR TO HELP AL QUEDA, TALIBAN, HAMAS AND THE MOSLEM BROTHERHOOD.  DO YOU CAIR? SO HELP YOU NO GOD? I DO. I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU PRESIDENT OF THE USELESS OF A.