Once upon a time there was vanilla fudge.

AND HE FUDGED US. IF HE WAS AN ICE CREAM FLAVOR HE WOULD BE CALLED PISSTACHIO OFF.EVERYTHING THIS GUY TOUCHES TURNS TO CAGARA DE TORO. DON'T LET HIM IN YOUR HOUSE TO CHECK THE WIRING.

HE HUNG UP THE PHONE ON HIS ONLY 911 CALL. WHO IS UP NEXT HILLARY 3:00 AM CALL? THEY EVEN MADE A MOVIE TO DEFLECT THE BLAME. IT WAS CALLED THE GREAT CAMEL COVER UP. I WAS THE 51ST VIEWER AND THIS GUY GOT MORE JAIL TIME THAN OJ. AND MARTHA STEWART TOGETHER. IF YOU WITNESS A DEMOCRAT CRIME IT IS EITHER JAIL OR DEATH IN THE PARK  A DUMPSTER OR AN INJECTION AT THE BRIGHT BAR.

SURE BEATS A PLUTONIUM COCKTAIL IN LONDON WITH RAS PUTIN.