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NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND AND ISIS IS NOT MOSLEM

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EXECUTIVE ORDER 2014 ALL 160,000  COMBAT TROOPS RE- ENTERING THE WAR ZONE I RAN OUT OF MUST WEAR BALLET  SLIPPERS AND PIROUETTE THROUGH THE MINE FIELDS THAT WERE NOT THERE YESTERDAY WHEN WE LEFT. ON THE OTHER FRONT WE ARE WINNING. THE AIR FORCE DROPPED GOD FROM THE OATH.

THE DOJ WILL NOT INVESTIGATE RACIAL DISCRIMINATION AMONG FOOTBALL TEAMS WHO BEAT THEIR WIVES ACCORDING TO THE KORAN. THE BUDGET WILL BE BALANCED AS SOON AS THE OTHER 57  STATES GET HOOKED ON TAXABLE DRUGS.

PUTIN SAID TODAY THAT IN TWO DAYS HE CAN BE IN THE CAPITOLS OF FIVE NATO COUNTRIES INCLUDING POLAND. HE FORGOT I ALSO PULLED THE DEFENSE MISSILES FROM CZECHOSLOVAKIA THAT MAKES SIX.

BE SURE TO FORGET SOME OF THOSE GI'S ROTTING IN FT. LEVENWORTH ARE INNOCENT. NOT TO MENTION SGT TAMOORESI ROTTING IN MEXICO WHILE PRESIDENT ENRIQE ENTERTAINS ISIS IN JUAREZ,

THE MODERATE MOSLEMS ARE CHRISTIANS AND JEWS. 

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