YOU CAN'T LOSE WITH CRUZ

What do the pagans and the communists say about him?  He is too American. He is one of those Alamo boys who fight to the death. You saw his filibuster while Rinos hid under their fall out desks. He is too uppity talking about freedom of religion and that worn out constitution that the ACLU and the SPLC work at every day in court to destroy with their pals on the Supreme Court and the 9th short circuit of communist appeals. The Cross was the first to announce his challenge to the Rinos and the party de la muerte y communistas. How dare he stand out in front first! That spot is reserved for duck and cover Rinos.The lay low crowd. Don't make waves you will rock the vote. I don't care who wins as long as I get by unnoticed. What is the question? Same Sox marriage?

Can bums be hobo sexual? Oh I don't go there. I have a windsock. I vote by direction. Global worming? Oh yes in 1,000 years the temperature will be up one degree and my beach will be one inch shorter. However if Iran gets nukes the temperature could be 5,000 degrees tomorrow. Now that the Pakistanis are coming in on the side of the Saudis that means the Saudis now have nukes. My guess is 200.Meanwhile at the negotiating table of the great golfer. Hanoi John plays jacks while speaking Arabic to the masters of backgammon who speak Fartsi. They will correct you immediately by saying we are not filthy Arab dogs we are Persians. So as Johnny big head sells out the USA for the second time on record. He says Inshallah (God willing) to the Persians as they laughingly respond Inshallah bookra mafi (God willing tomorrow never comes)  Well the bad news is the first half black president has lost the entire world and lies about it. I don't blame his black side I blame his evil white side. I bet if you climb the family tree you will find slave owners on both sides. Viva Christo Rey. Viva Cruz.