THE RUSSIANS, CHINESE AND ISIS KNOW MORE THAN WE DO.

HELLO RASPUTIN ! CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? THE SNAKE DEPARTMENT IS HIDING HILLERY'S EMAILS. THEY ARE 30,000 SHORT. CAN YOU SEND ME JUST THE MISSING ONES?  SO WE CAN BEGIN CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST THE DEMOCRAT COVER UP PARTY. IF YOU HELP US WE CAN PUT THE ENTIRE PARTY IN GITMO. THEN WE WILL GIVE YOU THE RINOS TO CONTROL JUST LIKE YOU CONTROLLED THE DEMO COMMOS. SAY HELLO TO KGB AGENT SNOWJOB SNOWDEN FOR ME. OH THAT WORKED OUT BEAUTIFUL. THE USELESS OF A THINKS HE DID IT FOR FREEDOM.

I BETTER BACK MYSELF UP AND GET A DUPLICATE COPY FROM THE CHI COMS. HELLO HOP SING NEYHOMAH. .HOW ARE YOU? HELLO MR TOM. WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? HOP I NEED A COPY OF ALL HILLARY'S EMAILS. MOMENTAI MR TOM. NO PROBLEM. YOU WANT BACK TO BENGHAZI?  YOU WANT WITH BRIBES OR WITHOUT BRIBES?  YOU WANT ELIC HOLDER PACKAGE? MARK RICH GRAB BAG. GOLDEN SAXOPHONE?  YOU WANT KAZAKSTAN URANIUM FOR IRAN DEAL THROUGH CANADA? YOU WANT VIGNALLI DRUG MONEY PARDON? YOU WANT FALN TERRORIST PARDON DEAL?

YOU WANT SALE OF ELIAN GONZALEZ TO FIDEL CASTRO FOR FUTURE FAVORS?  YOU WANT ELK HILLS NAVAL PETROLEUM SALE FOR TEN DOLLARS. YOU WANT 1.8 BILLION DOLLAR FAVOR SALE FOR POOR PEOPLE?

YOU WANT PHOTOS OF HICKORY AT LESTUARANT STEALING WAITERS TIP JAR.

YOU WANT NBC SETTING UP IN CUBA BEFORE CONGRESS SAYS OK? YOU WANT NUDES PHOTOS OF CONEHEAD OBRIEN DOING FIRST NBC SHOW IN HAVANAH BEFORE CONGRESS SAYS GO.

LET ME SEE WHAT ISIS SAYS. HELLO MR TOM. YOU WANT TO SEE NEW RELEASE MOVIE. THE FALL OF BAGHDAD ON JULY 4TH. DATES ARE VERY IMPORTANT. THEY ARE NOT ONLY ON PALM TREES. YOU WANT TO SEE US WAITING TO HIT BENGHAZI ON 911? YOU WANT TO SEE THE SITUATION ROOM IN DC HANG UP THE PHONE ON TWO NAVY SEALS AND GO TO BED. YOU WANT TO SEE VIDEO OF PENTAGON BEEFING UP SECURITY. YOU WANT TO SEE SIGN. THIS BUILDING PROTECTED BY ADT. WANT TO SEE NAMES ADDRESSES AND BANK ACCOUNTS OF TWO MILLION FEDERAL EMPLOYEES?