THE FOX FIX IS IN GET TRUMP

LAURA INGRAHM WAS TREATED LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL ON TH OH REALLY SHOW. THE WANNABE LAWYER TRIED LEADING THE WITNESS AND MAKE BLESSED LAURA DENY TRUMP. BUT SHE WOULD NOT DO IT. KNOWING SHE CAN BE SENT TO PATMOS BY FAIR AND IMPARTIAL KING BILL.SHE STOOD HER GROUND MUCH TO THE CHAGRIN OF THE FOUNDER OF WE DISTORT WE DERIDE.

THE HIT ON TRUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO KNEE CAP HIM AT THE STARTING GREAT. HOW STUPID COULD ONE NETWORK BE. RIDING HIGH IN THE RATINGS AND HAD THE HIGHEST WATCHED NETWORK IN AUGUST. WHY IS THAT MOMMY? BECAUSE THE ZORRO OF NEW YORK LATINOS EL TRUMPO WALKED ON STAGE BRINGING 24 MILLION VIEWERS TO THE PARTY. WHEN TRUMP WALKED OFF THE STAGE THE 24 MILLION LEFT WITH HIM AND WILL SHOW TO WATCH CNN WHO WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS FOX IF THEY DON'T PLAY THEIR RACE CARDS RIGHT. FOX YOU FAILED MARKETING 101. KIDS WITH LEMONADE STANDS NO BETTER THAN TO SCARE OFF CUSTOMERS.

IN THE WORDS OF A DETECTIVE WHO ONCE TRIED TO ARREST ME. WAS IT WORTH IT JOHNNY?  HE APOLOGIZED UPON LEARNING MY NAME IS TOM. I COULD NOT BELIEVE I 3WAS WATCHING FOX. EVRYONE TURNED INTO POD PEOPLE. INCLUDING BRIT HEUNE AND CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER. RUPEE MURDERDOCK THREW THE ENTIRE CAST TO THE WPOLVES JUST TO GET TRUMP. MEGYN ROSY ODONNELL STERN KELLY WILL NEVER RECOVER IN THE RATINGS.

SHE NOW GETS DOUBLE B'S LIKE SHE TOLD HOWARD STERN SHE HAS. INTO THE GARBAGE SHE JUMPED. PUT THE LID ON AND NOW SHE WORKS UNDERCOVER. I AM LIKE MOST AVERAGE AMERICANS. I TRY NOT TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE. BUT FIX NEWS CAN'T WAIT TO SELF DESTRUCT AGAIN. HERE IS THE FOX WEATHER  REPORT TODAY WE WILL REACH 92 DEGREES AND DONALD TRUMP SUCKS. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT SELF INFLICTED WOUNDS.

LET US TURN TO RIANCE PREBUS (SOUND LIKE A MALE APPENDAGE) THE FELD MARSHALL OF THE RINOS. TRUMP VILL TAKE ZE OATH OF ALLEGIENCE TO ZA PARTY. VERSTEIN? JUST LIKE IN 1938. TRUMP SAYS NO THIRD PARTY. BUT I COULD CREATE A SECOND PARTY.